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You lot're not solitary. In fact, the title of this week'south column is in the top three most reported spam subject lines, according to AOL.

Now, according to Bloomberg Business Week, there are approximately 93 billion spam emails sent every day. Just call back of all that brainpower beingness used to discover the catchiest headlines that will lure cynical scanners into clicking open up unrecognized email. I'm not a fan of spam, but as much equally I despise information technology, I'thou intrigued by the fine art of headline writing. I am incessantly seeking to understand how one headline can grab the attention of millions, while another barely registers. I'd venture to say that a similar phenomenon is at play, whether it is a spam headline, a magazine byline, or a good caption for a cosmetic cream. It mayhap has footling to do with the promise, because afterwards all, well-nigh are aware that tantalizing headlines are usually far juicier than the actual text, or product, or whatever information technology is that'south being pushed or promoted.

And notwithstanding, nosotros go along falling for those sensational headlines. "Gwyneth Goes Topless" leads to a photograph of Gwyneth Paltrow in stockings, with her breasts well covered past her hands. "Tom Cruise Reveals It All!" turns out to exist an article most the actor'due south side by side picture. "Lady Gaga Finally Comes Out" is but Lady Gaga talking about her support for Japanese earthquake victims. We click on the links, we plough the pages, nosotros buy the magazines, and regularly seek out the story backside the headlines. Furthermore, we are rarely perturbed past the fact that they almost never evangelize. On some level, we've fifty-fifty come to wait that.

Neuroscience might shed some lite on what really goes on in our brains as we willingly head downwards the catchy headline path. The most likely explanation might be our fear of being left out, of not belonging. A short while ago I conducted a small experiment. Using fMRI, 16 volunteers' brains were scanned as we exposed them to a range of seductive and alluring headlines. Some of the headlines were taken from ads, others from magazines, and, I'll come clean, some were taken directly from spam emails.

I was looking to sympathize what is so seductive about these headlines, often knowing full well that they volition not deliver anything close to what nosotros are expecting. What nosotros establish, and this is perhaps not that surprising, is that we all really want to believe in things. And despite what we know, promise overrules our rational thought processes, tricking united states of america into giving things yet another risk. This not just explains why we open spam emails, and yes, why nosotros keep ownership weekly gossip magazines, information technology also explains why the billion-dollar cosmetic industry continues to thrive.

As one high-powered cosmetic executive once told me, women are driven by hope. Promise for a better dazzler solution, promise for a revolutionary groundbreaking cream that will take 10 years off their advent. And fifty-fifty when they realize that it's probably not going to happen, zilch stops them rushing out the moment the next new cosmetic breakthrough hits the shelves. The cosmetic executive told me that this more often than not happens in three-month cycles, and typically corrective brands tend to release their new products every three months.

Another fascinating particular came to light in our testing. I thing people have in common is a fearfulness of being lone. The mind ponders the consequences of not opening an electronic mail or reading the latest gossip. Will that lead to being the simply uninformed person in society? Will they miss out on the next big matter? In case later on example, we noticed activation in the fright center of our encephalon, the amygdale. There was a distinct presence of fear–fear of non opening the email, non participating in the conversation, not buying into the cultural icons of our time. In short, fear of being alone.

Are we really that simple? According to the neuroscientists, the answer is Yes. We only need wait at the list of acme discipline lines for spam:

  • Banks Forced to Forgive Credit Carte Debt – See if you authorize (7th on the list.)
  • Are you lot a UNUM Policy Holder? (10th on the list.)
  • Fwd: Photos (8th on the list.)

In the larger scheme of things, this might also become some way to explaining the phenomenal success of Facebook. I recently received an intriguing email from Facebook. It asked the question, "Want to run across what your friends were up to last dark?" In other words, it could be saying, "Martin, you lot were not invited. Loser. But check out what fun you missed!" It might likewise explain the long lines outside the latest night spot. We desire to be wherever others desire to be. Y'all're in or y'all're out. And we all want to be in.

Now, all this leads to some good and some bad news. First the expert–y'all know y'all're not alone. Billion-dollar industries stay live because there are many, many others who are also falling for every fox in the headline book, from facial creams to Facebook. Now for the bad news–even though you lot know information technology'southward all a scam, you are not likely to alter your behavior–it'due south hard wired. And even though we're all clever enough to accept it, we're not clever enough to acquire from it. If you don't believe me, click on this link. Here's a $100 Starbucks gift card. All you demand to do is take a small survey on what y'all've just read.